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  • A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
  • G’Day!

    July
    7
    2005

    I have always wondered what a Kangaroo would say, and if he would sound like a native Australian. I wonder about some pretty strange things, huh? Yeah. I do.


    Caption that Kangaroo!
    (As many times as you want, just for fun!)

    What the…?

    July
    2
    2005

    Caption this..uh.. bird!
    (As many times as you want, just for fun!)

    Yeah. No, in case you feel the need to ask, I don’t know what kind of bird it is. I did consider making one up though, just because. I could go look, too, but nah. (I’m feeling a little lazy.) He’s probably related somehow to this guy, I’m guessing?!

    Thank you so much to those of you who pitched into the “three reasons” jar, you guys are the bestest! :muah:

    Hoity Toity ‘Tude

    June
    30
    2005

    Well. Doesn’t he look dapper in his new collar? He thinks so. Still feeling like Dr. Doolittle, I’m hearing voices in my head when I meet these guys. My sister suggested I record my “imitations” of what they’re saying for you. Uhm. I’m not sure I can do that! Only a select few get to hear my silly voices. hehe!

    So what do you hear him saying/thinking? You don’t have to say it outloud (although it does make things a lot more fun, doesn’t it?), just type it out!

    Caption that Camel!
    (As many times as you want, just for fun!)

    What’d He Just Say?

    June
    29
    2005

    I’m telling ya, every animal at the Zoo knew what to do when they saw me with my camera!

    Caption this Giraffe!
    (As many times as you want, just for fun!)

    Happy Primate

    June
    28
    2005

    This guy cracked me up this weekend, and I knew when I saw him that it was going to be a good day for critter pics. So here ya go –

    Caption this Chimp!
    (As many times as you want, just for fun!)

    Don’t Worry

    June
    24
    2005

    If I’m not around for a few days, no need to panic – just caption, have a giggle, and I’ll join in when I can!

    Caption this Monkey!
    (As many times as you want, just for fun!)

    Lion, Lyin’, Laying!

    June
    22
    2005

    Say that 3x fast! Not because it’s a tongue twister really, just cause it sounds kinda funny when you do that.

    Caption This!
    (As many times as you want, just for fun!)

    Just…. Wierd lookin’

    June
    20
    2005


    Caption this!
    (As many times as you want, just for fun!)

    Okay so he’s a wierd lookin’ bird. He was pretty interesting to watch though, what do you think he’s thinking?

    This is his “good side”, too. He’s missing an eye on the other side, poor wierd lookin’ dude. You know I painted a California Condor once, a long time ago, and it never sold. I guess wierd lookin’ bird paintings aren’t very popular. Beat me over the head with a wierd lookin’ bird stick. I never would have guessed!

    Happy Father’s Day

    June
    19
    2005

    To all the dads out there today who interact with their kids, who are there to guide them and nurture them and give their kids the fatherly love and attention that every kid needs and deserves, who reacted to their thoughtful Father’s Day cards with tears welling up in their eyes; to the dads who are missing their kids today because they’re defending our Country, I would just like to recognize you guys and say “Happy Father’s Day”, and thanks.

    To all the moms out there who act as mother and father in your household, I commend you and wish you a Happy Father’s Day, too. ‘Cause if you do both jobs, you should get two days of special recognition every year.

    :grin:

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