You got it, folks. For just $2, I’ll wear furry flip flops in the middle of winter. I found these awesome little flip flops on clearance at Meijers while on a trip up to the Burbs to see my family this weekend. Of course Chickeymonkey had to re-paint my toes before I’d take a photo to show you (so don’t judge the polish – or you’d definitely get the big puppy dog eyes from my sweet six year old who did a FANTASTIC job.) – these are just pure genius. Like UGG’s for flip flop addicts.

I hate winter. I do. (This is not new to most of you.) Winter makes my feet dry out to the point where the edges of the cracks in my heels could kill a person, or maybe just perhaps give an irritating sharp little jab. I don’t know that these will cure the dryness, but they sure as heck make me feel a little bit closer to summer!

Lovin’ my new furry flip flops. With a big huge pink puffy heart.

This post is from Leanne Wildermuth : Artist by Nature.

How Far I’ll Go For $2.

For months, I’ve been on the search for the perfect pair of mule tennis shoes. At last, they’re mine! The only problem? They’re white. OHHH how I hate white. It’s so, so – so absent of color! Bah!

White and I only get along in small doses, when surrounded by color. So herein lies my problem. How am I going to color these shoes?

By the way, these were the bargain of the year at just $5 – so I could NOT say no to these well padded 1980′s reminiscent sneakers.

Back to the problem. They’re white. What can I paint them with that won’t bleed onto my socks or fade – Sharpies? Food coloring? Clothing dye? (None of which I have on hand. Honestly.) – and more importantly, what color do I want them?

As luck would have it, my wonderful hubby had just cooked dinner. Teriyaki chicken. Mmmm. And you know, I thought to myself, teryaki stains clothing. Yes, it does. And yes, I did.

I whipped out a little (garbage-y) paintbrush and proceeded to paint the canvas with our dinner leftovers. Oh shut up, it’s a very cool color. I was so excited that they turned out such a cool shade, I popped them right into the wash and I was crossing my fingers that they wouldn’t fade too much.

They faded too much. Darnit. Okay, well I knew that was a possibility. Was I disappointed? Yeah, I was. I definitely didn’t want to use beets, although it’s a nice color, it wouldn’t really go with anything, you know? Hm.

I waited overnight for them to dry, and pondered my kitchen contents a bit longer. If cooked teriyaki sauce wouldn’t stain them, then would soy? If I applied soy sauce directly and then dried them, would that work? It was worth a try, right? So I got up the following morning and started painting on the soy sauce.

The soy sauce didn’t give the same deep rustic color that the teriyaki did, but it was still nice and I would have been fine with those results, too. I put them in the dryer and baked them at 350° for 45 minutes on the middle rack. I did, too. And when I slipped them on to take the girls to school? Catybug blurted out “Hey Mom! Your feet smell like soy sauce!” from the backseat. Crud. Well the color stayed, but obviously the smell stayed, too. Into the wash they went, and out they came – looking just like before.

So now I’m beginning to ponder the obvious. Why on earth can I spill teriyaki, soy, whatever I’m cookin’ on a white t-shirt and that stain NEVER comes out – but when I deliberately paint it onto something to stain, bake it in and then wash it – it fades away?! WHY?! Well it’s not fair, I tell you. Not. fair. at all.

So my teriyaki chicken colored sneaker experiment was a failure. Except my shoes are still, pretty much, white (alright, off white). Time to break out the big guns, I say.

Canvas sneakers, meet water-insoluble india inks. HAH. I’ll have you a new color yet, even if it’s a totally random one.

I sat down with my inks and went to work. I used burnt umber with a touch of yellow – and I was hoping to match up the teriyaki color but it’s been a few years, and I kinda forgot how ink works. It doesn’t lighten, so you have to start light and go dark. (Same holds true for brunettes, eh?) – so I started with too much umber. When I finished, I worried they were too dark, so I pulled the copper out of my magic box and dusted it over the top of the canvas. The result was pretty cool, and I *know* nobody has a pair of shoes like these.

I tossed them in the wash – it passed the test. The color stayed deep and rich. Next was the dryer test. I put them on the rack and dried them for about an hour on high, and when I pulled them out they had a bit of a worn/weathered tattered look. VERY cool. Now, I introduce you to my wicked cool sneakers – and it only took 2 days, five bucks and a little bit of left over dinner to get them.

Yes, you too can customize your canvas slip-on sneakers with food. Just don’t do it, is all I’m sayin’. Use the permanent stuff.

This post is from Leanne Wildermuth : Artist by Nature.

The Sneaker Experiment

Yes, there are some slight manufacturing problems that need to be overcome, but what do you think? Have I got myself a future shoe designer or what? She can make paper patterns of her shoes, and sell the designs, and be rich and famous by the time she’s 15.

My head is just spinning right now, I’ve got a ton of thoughts and ideas swirling in my mind about my blog, website, marketing, custom portraits, pricing etc. I’m feeling like I need to make some major changes, but I’m still trying to pinpoint what those are. I also need to get my floral piece finished!

The last few weeks have been pretty strange for me, if you didn’t notice. I’ve gone from painting every single day to wanting to paint, but feeling like if I do I am neglecting my kids. So I make plans with them and we do things and have fun, since it is summer vacation. I’m venturing into photography more than I thought I would be, which I am really enjoying. It feels like a very natural thing for me to do, and doesn’t even make me feel guilty! (You guys aren’t used to that though huh? You miss my painting updates, I can tell.)

I could take the whole summer off, and thinking about that makes me envision my whole painting career being slowly gulped down by a huge toilet. I’m at a bit of a crossroads, wishing there was enough time in the day to do it all, to be everything I want to be (when I grow up), and being realistic. It seems like every day I wake up and have a plan, and by 10AM I’ve changed it a thousand times over!

I hate when that happens.

So I’m trying to chill out a bit. To just go with the flow, not worry about things, not stress that I haven’t painted so much lately. Not stress when the girls are off playing “Let’s make paper shoes” for a few hours, because they really are having a good time. Not worry that since it’s been a week, I’ve probably completely forgotten how to paint.

See? (Care you’re right!) It seems my head likes to make stuff up to worry about. I’ve been working on that. Just breathe deeply, eat right, and enjoy every moment with whatever it brings.

Mark and I are going to do some business brainstorming tonight though. It’s going to be an interesting evening, and hopefully a very productive one. :)

HEY, do you wanna help? Name THREE reasons why you come to my blog/gallery. (I hope you can come up with three?) Conversely, you can also name any reasons why you wouldn’t come back daily. (I’m okay with constructive criticism!)

That would be super helpful in deciding what changes I need to make. THANKS!

This post is from Leanne Wildermuth : Artist by Nature.

Paper Shoes