Comes in nifty little packages that your husband gets out of the hotel vending machines.

Use precautions while swallowing.

You could choke if you don’t drink liquids after consuming these products.

Contains crumbs.

Not suitable for children. Parents only.

Yes, everything needs to come with a long explanation and a warning.

Lisa – you should only eat these after you sign the terms of use stating that you fully understand that you – and not anyone else – are solely responsible for whether or not you use common sense while consuming these products.

Lindsey – thank you. I sortof liked the whole mouse thing, I suppose I should have given apt warning that post was not for the mouse-weary.

Fruitful – they’re not so dry during the chewing process, so no need to add liquid at that point. However, if you inhale them whole, it is likely that they’ll become lodged whereby a swig of something (non-toxic, of course- common sense rule again) will prevent death.

Taba – Amos is just famous. Sortof like me, he’s probably a jack of all trades. Or at least the ones in the field of baked goods.

Robin – If you eat them while driving and talking on your cell, well, that’s just rude and irresponsible behavior. However, if the person on the phone doesn’t mind all the chewing and drinking, more power to you. I’m not sure how many hands you have, but perhaps you could hire someone to put them in your mouth and offer you a drink with a straw so that you don’t kill other people on the road? Also, I do hope you understand that Amos is not responsible for the deaths of the people you kill while you’re totally ignoring all those other people on the road, with all the talking and chewing and swallowing and drinking.

Laura – If they aren’t discreetly left behind by my husband after he’s purchased them in bulk out of the hotel vending machines, chances are I won’t buy them. I stock ice creams, but not other chewy individually wrapped goodies because I eat them all at once. There’s no warning label on those packages, so maybe I should sue?

Sallwood – Twix are wrong. They’re packaged all wrong – there should definitely be more than two in a package. I’ll consult my attorney about that, I bet I could sue.