MommaK tagged me on her collection of meme’s, so here I go.

The 7 things meme

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Live in a warmer climate.
2. Invent something cool that everyone has to have.
3. Wish upon my kids that they have kids that are just like them, and watch it happen.
4. Feel wierd, bitch and moan a whole bunch about my spine fusing together.
5. Sit in an Art Museum with my bestest buddy Paige on a bench across from my artwork and giggle and laugh about “remember when’s”.
6. Pay off and cut up all of our credit cards.
7. Be able to fully support my family on income from my artwork.

7 things I can do:
1. Paint :duh:
2. Talk really fast
3. Put my watch on with ONE HAND. (I’m magical.)
4. Dishes. When I feel like it.
5. Flare my nostrils like a bunny.
6. Shake my head and raise my eyebrows at the same time.
7. Build stuff really fast. (The stuff that comes in pieces that you have to put together.)

7 things I cannot do:

1. Pat my head and rub my belly at the same time.
2. Take my eyeballs out of my head, run them under cold water and pop them back in.
3. Go without my morning coffee.
4. Balance my checkbook by hand. Must. Use. MS. Money.
5. Grow a friendship purely online. Can’t be done in my world. Call me old fashioned.
6. Math.
7. Remember stuff.

7 things that attract me to my husband:
1. His eyes
2. The way he smells (it’s a good smell)
3. His uniform (Sans the beret. What is up with those? It’s like a French Army or somethin’.)
4. His hugs
5. His kisses
6. His deep sexay phone voice
7. The way he loves me

7 things that I say most often:
1. Like, like I’m like, a valleygirl ohhhmygawd!
2. Shhhhhhhhhhit.
3. Dammit!
4. The F word.
5. GIRLS!
6. Honey
7. Well…

7 celebrity crushes:
1. Keanu Reeves
2. George Eads
3. Wentworth Miller
4. Tom Hanks
5. John Cusack
6. Ingo Rademacher
7. Mel Gibson

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Klukked – 5 things about myself
1. I’m going gray. And not on purpose.
2. I have a bright gold crown on a bottom left molar.
3. I chew on the inside of my lower lip while I’m painting.
4. My toenails are always painted.
5. I’m rarely serious.

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Things About My Closet.

Three Random Facts About My Closet:
1. It’s like, 3 feet wide.
2. Hubby and I split it down the middle.
3. I hate my closet.

Three Items I’ve Never Worn But Still Haven’t Tossed:
1. A fancy silky evening dress with a slit up to the hip.
2. Knee high sexay black boots
3. A shirt that one of my wonderful friends sent me, haven’t worn it because it doesn’t fit yet, and I’ll never toss it!

Three Items I’ll Never Get Rid Of, No Matter How Ugly They Get:
1. I don’t have anything ugly.
2. All of my clothes are stylish and well kept.
3. I don’t even care if they aren’t.

Three Items in My Closet that People Wouldn’t Expect To Find:
1. Needlepoint
2. Wallpaper
3. Kickass Dan Post cowgirl boots

Three Items That Made Me Go, “Oh Lord, What Was I Thinking?”:
1. I always make sensible choices.
2. None of my clothes make me think that.
3. I will always be in style.

Three Things That I Have A Surprising Number Of:
1. Strappy tank tops
2. Socks
3. Swimsuits.

Three Dominant Colors In My Wardrobe:
1. Blue
2. Browns
3. Corals/Reds

Three Items That Never Fail To Put Me In A Good Mood Whenever I Wear Them:
1. Size 12.
2. Size 10.
3. Pajamas.