“Yanno Fred… you know you wouldn’t have these fleas if you would just stay out of that side of the jungle. Sure, its fun and all swinging with THAT crowd, but those gals have BUGS!”:lol:

“Hmmmm, I think just another little bit off the top and that mohawk will look FABulousssss!!”

“aw baby…why you so sad?”

“It’s okay man. Your hair will grow back in no time. Besides, now you can blind all of those crazy people that walk by…”

“Buddy, hey, it was just a prank – really. You were drunk, passed out cold – we thought the duct tape on your butt thing would be funny, George over there- he’s the one who got the razor out. Then Frannie started in with the blue crayon. I should have stopped them. I’m sorry pal, will you ever forgive me? Talk to me man, please!?”

Having your head examined!
ha-ha-ha! you are funny!
Hope you feel better!

For the caption:
“Is that real Fur?”

“hey i think you better put some sunscreen on….”