Does your man give you “Man Pats”? I have to know. My sister and I had a long talk about Man Pats, and we were wondering if this is much more common among the opposite sex than we realized. Let me explain what they are:
- The Dog: The pat on the head and mussy hair action. Usually just one to two pats at a time with pauses inbetween that last for between 10-20 seconds.
- The Giddyup: The quick double pat on the thigh, butt, or back, that screams “giddy-up, woman!”
- The Citrus Squeeze: This doesn’t need explanation, does it?
- The Sway: Slow rocking from side to side during a hug.
- The Pelvic Sway: Just like The Sway, only with an Added Bonus!
- The Poker: Yes, the poker. You know what I’m talkin’ about.
Have we forgotten any? We’re sure that there are more, perhaps our men have an outdated version of the Man Pat Encyclopedia. Help a married woman out – are there New Fangled Pats available? Younger, more peppy versions of the Old Pats? Are there online tutorials? Your help in this matter would be greatly appreciated!
{9 Comments}
LOL!!!
Don’t forget the always famous BEAR SQUEEZE! Not to be mistaken for the bear hug.
Or the Quick Pat. Ya know. Where you think you may actually get away with a normal hug and all you get is a quick pat, pat, pat on the back!!!!!
ERRR. MEN!!!
:duh:
My favorite :no: is the one where you get the hug and then a little up and down action with the finger tips right next to your spine – and always right were you need more, but that’s all you get. I call it “The Teaser”! :pleasantry:
I like your mom’s! I know that one personally. I can’t think of any right now. If I do, I will come back here.
Yeah, I get those. Except I usually just get a huge hit on the butt, rather than a double pat. 😉
what about the “i got caught bending over” pat. that’s my personal fav….. :yes:
oh maybe that’s the poker……… :duh:
What about the “you’re in front of me going up the stairs so I can’t help but slap your ass” 😆 That happens here a lot !
YES to all of those. we also have one around here that I call the ‘what the heck, are you washing dishes” pat. it’s like some weird hand rubbing over my back thing- or front. you know, if you’re gonna touch me, make it worth my time!
My favorite is “The Ignition”. Where BH hugs me and starts a kissin’ on the neck. OOO yah. :yahoo:
Sorry, comments are now closed.