Here’s your chance to really get to know me! Below are a list of questions. Hopefully, the correct answers are obvious, but if not – then you’re just never going to know, ’cause I’m not tellin’! haha! Ready? Set? Go!

1. I love…
a. Having the ability to percieve someone elses intelligence through osmosis.
b. Being totally sarcastic and making people laugh, snort, or blow milk through their nostrils.

2. I try to…
a. Be mindful every moment of my abilities, and ask myself frequently if I’m meeting my own expectations.
b. Keep the laundry done, folded and put away every day.

3. I do…
a. Enjoy yacking it up with people while I’m working out at the YMCA.
b. Start huge projects everywhere I go, because I’m an overachiever and it’s FUN.

4. I do not…
a. Like it very much when people aren’t paying attention to me. ME! IT’S ME OVER HERE, SEE ME OVER HERE? I’M RIGHT HERE! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
b. Regularly join groups/projects/endeavors that I didn’t think up.

5. I am…
a. A leader, sortof, kindof more off doing my own thing and if you like it, then hey! You can do it, too!
b. A follower, seeking out things to do because I. really. am. bored.

6. I have…
a. A hundred bottles of beer on the wall.
b. A hard time stopping my brain from thinking about so much stuff.

7. I am lacking…
a. The quality of being indirect and wishy-washy polite.
b. An old-fashioned can opener.

8. I’d like to…
a. Re-establish contact with my sperm-donor dad.
b. Choke the next person who asks me for freebies – charitable organizations, I will contact you if I have spare money/time/paintings to give away!