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  • My Brown Thumb (aka Stuff I Kill.)

    May
    4
    2007

    This is supposed to be Heather. I think. Seriously. Some of these are pretty scary and are giving me a complex, so I’m hiding the rest of ’em. Pfft.



    Clematis #1. Clematis hates me. “Gro fast” my a$$,
    they’ve been in the ground a few weeks –
    teetering between life and death.

    Clematis #2. Teeter totter.


    Wisteria. This one was huge in the house.
    Then I planted it.


    This is supposed to be an azaela.
    It’s supposed to look like this.


    This is the azaela next to that one above.
    It really wants to live, maybe just not in my yard.

    I can’t even grow moss.

    There. I hope my fellow brown thumbers feel better, and hopefully some green thumbers will stumble onto my poor pitiful plants and give me some tips!

    Before I go, though, I have to share my redeeming photo. Zinnia seeds planted less than a week ago are germinating. I’m a happy girl.

    {7 Comments}

    1
    Elle said,

    Rhodedenrons and azaleas need to be in an acid soil. Test your soil to see if it’s acid or alkaline (you can get soil testers from a garden centre). If it’s alkaline then you need to remove the soil from around your plants and refill the holes with an ericaceous compost which is lime free. Make sure you have the correct plant food for them too.

    Heather is tricky to grow. If it gets over watered the roots rot. It needs to be in a well drained soil – if you think about where heather grows naturally (on moorland) then it gives you an idea of the conditions it needs to be able to grow well.

    Your wisteria may just have disliked the move from the house to the garden. You can regulate the conditions more inside but have to contend with nature outside!

    Your clematis may just need a little tlc. Try giving them a regular feed as now is the active growing season. Check the soil isn’t too compact – if it is loosen it with a trowel then add peat and sand to it, the first to retain water and the second to lighten it up.

    Happy gardening :wave:

    5.4.2007 @ 12:55 pm
    2
    Friglet said,

    I have no advice to offer on this subject. I just wanted to let you know you’re not alone! I could kill a silk plant.

    The only reason my yard is alive, is because we have gardeners. 😉

    5.4.2007 @ 8:01 pm
    3
    Mom said,

    must run in the family – my azelea makes yours look healthy… :brickwall:
    :bawling:

    5.5.2007 @ 7:44 am
    4
    Leanne said,

    Elle! You rock! Thank you so much for the tips. I will see if I can revive my poor little pitiful plants!

    :mrgreen:

    5.5.2007 @ 8:13 am
    5
    Angel said,

    Ohhh! Don’t give up on the wisteria. I bought my wisteria probably 12 years ago. I *finally* got blossoms about 2 years ago and it’s gorgeous!

    And I kill azaleas too. I would love a yard full of them–they’re so awesome when they’re in full bloom all over town. But no. I kill many plants.

    Only 2 plants thrive by neglect–my Don Juan and Peace roses.

    Didn’t know you had a photo blog–heading there now!! 🙂

    5.5.2007 @ 1:27 pm
    6
    Laura said,

    Easy killer, don’t give up! Elle’s comments were dead on.
    Do you have oak trees nearby? Oak leaves make an excellent mulch for the azaleas. I used to rake piles of them, run the mower over the pile to chop em all up. Some of it was mixed back into the soil and the rest was used as mulch. Make sure the mulch isnt crowded around the edges of the plant or it will make it damp and allow fungus to set in.

    Pines are great, rake up the fallen pine straw and stash it around the base of the plant. there ya go, lots of acid for your soil. Might be too late for this group but it’ll help with other acid loving plants.

    I notice the azalea is near the house. Is it getting too much water from run off? check to make sure the roots aren’t too damp. If it’s planted near the foundation of the house, lime can leach out of the foundation and neutralize the soil.

    Good luck!!

    5.5.2007 @ 7:34 pm
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