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  • Midlife Crisis : 4 Years.

    October
    4
    2005

    According to our research, you’ll be dead by

    March 2050
    at age 79

    – probable cause –


    heart attack
    YOU DIE:  79.2 years
    AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN:  77.1 years

    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    You have 16237.1 days left on this earth.
    You’ve already lived 44% of your life.

    When are you gonna kick the bucket?

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  • {6 Comments}

    1
    Jeanette said,

    I’m gonna supposedly die at the grand age of 84. Great!

    10.4.2005 @ 3:38 pm
    2
    Clara said,

    Gee, thanks for the lovely thought Leanne! Rain on my parade why don’t ya. Well, at least I get to live until I’m 87. Better pack in the fun, love and laughter while I still can! :hug: clara

    10.4.2005 @ 5:17 pm
    3
    Heather said,

    I’ll be 87!

    10.4.2005 @ 7:12 pm
    4
    mom said,

    I’m going to be just a young sprout when I go! It tells me I’ll be 83!!
    HAH! I wonder how long I’d live if I hadn’t quit smoking. Mom was 83 and smoked like a chimney till the day she died!!!
    :scare:

    10.5.2005 @ 6:57 am
    5
    MommaK said,

    November 2052
    at age 79

    – probable cause –

    heart attack:grumpy:

    10.5.2005 @ 2:17 pm
    6
    Lisa said,

    January 2045

    Cause: Heart Attack

    WHY I DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    You’ll live 5 years more than I will – – spend it wisely :zombie:

    10.10.2005 @ 6:12 am

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