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  • Contorto-girl

    February
    18
    2007

    contorted victorias secret model
    Something about this VS model has always made my stomach do flips whenever I’ve seen her – but this swimsuit edition that just arrived? OMG. What IS that, I’d like to know – airbrushed shiny pants with a man bulge – or is she truly just a barbie with disjointed legs? That picture scares me, and I’m not sure how it got in the catalog.

    To prove her awkward bendability, I’ve clipped several of her “poses”. She has to be the most strangely flexible woman on the planet. I’ve never seen anyone who could throw a hip out without throwing a hip out – and then rest their elbow on it without separating some vertebrae in the process.

    Someone explain this to me, because I’m thoroughly confused about why they don’t put a natural pose on this girl. See, this, this and this? Those are girl poses. THOSE are natural. This girl? Scares me.

    Oh and look! Oompa loompa pants are in this year! Go get some!

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  • {11 Comments}

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    Susan Helene Gottfried said,

    Whoa. Oompa Loompa pants are NOT a look your favorite Martian will be pulling off any time in the next four lifetimes. (I hope)

    I don’t think that’s a man bulge so much as the way the model’s thigh sits in her pelvis. Unnatural, you’re right. But unusually flexible? hate to say it, but I’m worse (maybe that’s why I give my sports med guy such nightmares!)

    2.18.2007 @ 8:19 am
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    Leanne said,

    OW, it hurts thinking about being so bendy! Bendy in sports = good, bendy in a catalog trying to sell clothing to 70% (or whatever) of the women in America who just don’t look remotely close to that – I’m not so sure.

    :pilot:

    2.18.2007 @ 8:33 am
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    mom said,

    Hmmm…. I wonder if the 6 or 7 inches raising the rear half might have something to do with what you can do with so much flexability?… :confused:

    2.18.2007 @ 9:07 am
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    pamibe said,

    Remember they are also marketing to men buying for their wives/girlfriends… why else would the VS catalog be like catnip to all men I know? It’s more sought after than Playboy, for goodness’ sakes! :bunny:

    2.18.2007 @ 9:40 am
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    Darlene said,

    Pfffffttttt!!! I stand like that ALL the time!! What’s wrong with you?? :rolleyes:

    2.18.2007 @ 9:47 am
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    taba said,

    :rofl: i haven’t looked at my swimsuit catalog yet, i need to pull it out (if i can find what hubby did with it) and have a good laugh!!
    oh and you’ll never believe what hubby said one time when he was looking through a vs catalog and got to a page with that same model on it! “that kinda looks like you” :no: he actually said that lol.

    2.18.2007 @ 11:03 am
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    Jeanette said,

    What??? You don’t like my man bulge? I thought we were friends. 😥

    2.18.2007 @ 3:38 pm
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    Leanne said,

    Jeanette, girl, pop your leg back in the socket.

    :raspberry:

    2.18.2007 @ 4:10 pm
    9
    mom23guys1girl said,

    :rofl: I love the man bulge comment. She is pretty scary. I am going to have to go look at myself in the mirror and see if I can strike that pose…NOT!! :giggle:

    Maureen

    2.22.2007 @ 1:22 am
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    Ocean said,

    It looks like they are getting skinnier and skinnier.

    2.22.2007 @ 6:53 pm
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    Mrs. Fun said,

    Okay those pants are UGLY!! If i saw someone in those I would laugh :p Oompa Loompa pants are not a good look. Maybe VS should contact Stacy and Clinton.

    2.23.2007 @ 9:09 am

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